Friday, June 19, 2020

An open letter to Rob Manfred and Tony Clark


 
“What the (bleep), dudes?” My sentiments exactly.
 
It gets better from here:
 
The negotiations have been going on for more than a month now, and every day brings a new low. Speaking on behalf of baseball fans everywhere, we’re tired of your incessant squabbling, your inane counterproposals and your constant harrumphing.
These negotiations have been a travesty, or in the words of Fielding Mellish from “Bananas,” a “travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.”
 
You both have embarrassed yourselves and the game, even making Trevor Bauer look statesman-like. Even Bud Selig is laughing at you.
 

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