TENNESSEE — Stunned by the tidal
wave of teenagers receiving accurate health information and possibly even being
vaccinated against communicable diseases, legislators here have rallied to put
a halt to the startling mania that has swept from high school to high school.
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“Don’t they have any idea what
we’re doing to the earth?” asked another adult. “They won’t want to be alive in
seven or eight decades, a terrifying fate that getting vaccinated now will make
all the more likely. By then, the planet might well be ravaged by heat and
scarcity!”
"I don’t want the teenagers to die decades from now because of my utter recklessness with the planet,” the adult noted. “I want them to die right away, from preventable diseases, as God intended.”
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