Every day
during the major league baseball season, the Washington Post, like most other
daily U.S. newspapers, publishes the expected starting pitchers for that day's
games. For each pitcher, the Post's listing includes name, handedness, won-lost
record, ERA, and the team's record in games the pitcher started. All very nice,
except that apparently no one at the Post ever actually looks at the
(presumably computer-generated) final product.
Dating
back to last season at least, the listing has been garbled when there's a
pitcher with embedded blanks in his name, as illustrated by this example from
this morning's paper:
CARDINALS AT ROYALS, 7:10
Wainwright
(R) 8-3 2.32
9-3
Vargas,
J J 8:10p 5-2
3.39
Sometimes
the output is even more perplexing, with negative numbers floating around.
Seems to obviously be a computer glitch, but you’d think that someone could fix
it by now.
Another
systematic problem occurs when a team is unsure of its likely pitcher and
provides two possibilities, in which case the entire game is listed twice, once
with each pitcher’s name. It really appears to be a double-header unless you’re
paying close attention.
This past
Saturday, I was glancing through the listing and was surprised by the number of
day games – although there are plenty of exceptions, teams usually play their
Saturday games at night. I finally realized that the listing of games and
pitchers was not for Saturday, but rather for Sunday.
They also
can’t seem to quite decide the order of the groupings. Typically National
League games are listed first (with the Nats game first in that group),
followed by American League games, with interleague games as the final group.
When the Nats are playing an AL foe, however, sometimes they keep the standard
order of the groups, meaning that the Nats game is buried near the bottom, and
sometimes they move the interleague group up to the top.
OK, these
are not exactly life-and-death issues. But you’d think that some sentient being
in the Post’s sports department would be on the ball enough to get all of this
straightened out.