“What the (bleep), dudes?” My sentiments exactly.
It gets better from here:
The negotiations
have been going on for more than a month now, and every day brings a new low.
Speaking on behalf of baseball fans everywhere, we’re tired of your incessant
squabbling, your inane counterproposals and your constant harrumphing.
…
These negotiations
have been a travesty, or in the words of Fielding Mellish from “Bananas,” a
“travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of
a sham.”
You both have
embarrassed yourselves and the game, even making Trevor Bauer look
statesman-like. Even Bud Selig is laughing at you.
