https://www.washingtonpost.com/magazine/2022/12/25/dave-barrys-2022-year-review/
For example:
July – In financial news, Elon Musk announces that he no
longer wants to purchase Twitter and will instead use the $44 billion to buy
two Springsteen tickets.
October – Speaking of money: Elon Musk announces that he has
decided to buy Twitter after all, because the only Springsteen tickets he could
get for $44 billion were “way the hell up in the balcony.”
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